Voting, cranky comments welcomed:
Juggernaut – Daddy’s Hands – ManCandy – The Oops – Awesome, the band – Lordy – Immigrunt – Boomerang – Boss – Rock Bottom – Gimmick – Codpiece – Steamhauler – Business Time – BohnBohn Shakes – Precious – Umlat – The Device – The Beatles – BOYS OF BRAVERY – LADS OF LAMENT – KNUCKLES OF CONFUSION – AMERICAN DUST – PIGEONS OF PAIN – LORDS OF LUST – BREAKDOWN BROS. Burl Bros.
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A-town art, music, theatre. Mostly music. Updated Wednesdays.Prospective local band names
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Ekovox wrote @
“Crotch Thruster” “Dickweed”
“40 Oz. MIddle Schoolers” “Death By Banjo” “Old-Timey Hiney” “Yo, Bro” “Don Kolshinski’s Police Scanner” “Monica’s Politician Boyfriend” “Waves Not Grades”
Jennifer Savage wrote @
Daddy’s Hands – dumb
ManCandy – hot. I would wear a ManCandy T-shirt.
The Oops – only if you’re going lo-fi indie
Awesome, the band – no
Lordy – only if you’re doing Southern Rock
Immigrunt – only if you’re flying the Mexican heritage flag
Boomerang – sounds like a great gay bar I used to live near
Boss – only if you’re a Springstreen cover band
Rock Bottom – good. You could sell Rock Bottom panties a la The Hitch.
Gimmick – no.
Codpiece – what are you, opening for Gay Bikers on Acid?
Steamhauler – solid rock name. I like.
Business Time – Too Flight of the Conchords.
BohnBohn Shakes – Very cute.
Precious – dumb.
Umlat – too cheesy.
The Device – no.
The Beatles – wow, did you think of that joke yourself?
BOYS OF BRAVERY – too reminiscent of the band The Bravery.
LADS OF LAMENT – you guys are kinda old to go by “lads.”
KNUCKLES OF CONFUSION – hahaha. That’s funny.
AMERICAN DUST – only if you’re doing alt.country.
PIGEONS OF PAIN – that won’t stay funny after you’ve introduced yourselves a couple of times.
LORDS OF LUST – oh, please. Gimme some wine if you’re gonna spread the cheese.
BREAKDOWN BROS. — only if you’re really going to break. Down.
Jennifer Savage wrote @
Crotch Thruster rather sums it up.
Challice – yawn.
Majesty – snooze.
Helmsdeep – no.
Softail – Chaps – why do you keep coming up with these homoerotic band names, hmmm?
Terrence McNally wrote @
Excellent – now we’ve heard from the Jack Johnson fan perspective. Duly noted!
Jack Durham wrote @
I take it the Crotch Thrusters would all wear red leather codpieces. Naturally, they would ask the audience repeatedly “Are you ready to rock?”
arcataeyescene wrote @
To wit: http://www.purpleunicorn.shoppingcartsplus.com/catalog/item/1735821/3215802.htm
Tho’ not sure what a “working codpiece” entails. What happens when it stops working?
Are there more reliable versions that take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’?
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